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just a trash bag trying to make it as a sleaze ball

doctopus:

i consider 50 first dates a horror story i dont want to wake up pregnant and find out i have 2 other kids with adam sandler

2 years ago ▫ 31596 NOTES ▫ (queengaia ▫ doctopus)

adumbscotts:

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(Source: kirstengillibrand)

2 years ago ▫ 160479 NOTES ▫ (lawwidow ▫ kirstengillibrand)
<p> <b>Ex:</b> so what are you up to these days other than work?<p/><b>Me:</b> *drunken rambling about officer positions and city council campaigns*<p/><b>Ex:</b> ...you're just talking about different kinds of work. <p/></p>
2 years ago ▫ 0 NOTES
Anonymous ASKED:
have you tried yelling

37q:

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

2 years ago ▫ 215996 NOTES ▫ (12b6 ▫ 37q)
When work gives me a lot of responsibility

12b6:

what I say: omg this is such a great opportunity to get so much experience and learn a lot-

how I feel:

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2 years ago ▫ 44 NOTES ▫ (12b6 ▫ 12b6)

honey-creepers:

I’ve done like every drug and the feeling of marking shit off your To Do list is still better than all of them

2 years ago ▫ 2 NOTES ▫ (honey-creepers ▫ honey-creepers)

jazn:

madewfreud:

continuants:

PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG

@jazn

Booooooooo

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

2 years ago ▫ 96085 NOTES ▫ (jazn ▫ yeahiwasintheshit)

I have a date tomorrow??? And by that I mean a real arranged date, not “fucking that guy until the taxi charge goes down” or “making out with a man you detest in a noncommittal fashion”, we have agreed to meet on the pretense that we will Talk, I am a dang fool

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2 years ago ▫ 2 NOTES

fussyconcussy:

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

2 years ago ▫ 236098 NOTES ▫ (whitetrashnoir ▫ 8756453424354657-deactivated201)
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